PeAcE lOvE aNd FaYgO


Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA. You were a JUGGALO when you were younger, but you have since abandoned that lifestyle for one more AT CHILL WITH NATURE. Your hobbies include MARVELING AT HOW FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WORLD IS, doing said activity WHILE HIGH, and DISPENSING SAGELY ADVICE. While high. The latter hobby is why you decided to create this blog, hoping to enlighten the world one ask at a time.


(this blog is a no-ooc zone. direct any ooc questions and comments to the artist's blog )

blog based on a character from this webcomic

Anonymous asked: What should I do when I have to choose between schoolwork and hanging out with friends? Please help!

ThE iMpOrTaNt ThInG tO rEmEmBeR wHeN yOu WaNt To Be HaPpY iN lIfE iS tO sTrIkE a BaLaNcE. WhEn ShIt IsN’T bAlAnCeD, tHaT cAuSeS uNhApPiNeSs AnD dIsCoNtEnT.

LiKe, YeAh, BeIn’ WiTh YoUr FrIeNdS wIlL mAkE yOu HaPpY fOr ThE tImE bEiNg, BuT iF yOu DoN’t MaKe SuRe To StUdY yOu’Ll ReGrEt It LaTeR.

On ThE oThEr HaNd, lIkE, iF yOu Do NoThInG bUt StUdY, yOu’Ll JuSt Be AlL lOnElY ‘n ShIt, RiGhT? 

So JuSt MaKe SuRe To BaLaNcE yOuR tImE dOiNg ScHoOlWoRk WiTh HaNgIn’ OuT wItH yOuR fRiEnDs, MaN. CuZ tHeY’rE bOtH pReTtY iMpOrTaNt ThInGs. DoN’t LeT aNyOnE tElL yOu OtHeRwIsE.

Anonymous asked: so is there a faygo-flower?

ShIt, MaN

FaYgO fLoWeRs ArE tHe PrEtTiEsT mOtHeRfUcKiN tHiNgS yOu WiLl EvEr SeE

AnD tHeY sMeLl SoOoOo GoOoOd!

ThEy’Re ThE bLoSsOmS oN tHe MyStIcAl FaYgO bUsH, mAn.

BeFoRe It BeArS fRuIt, FaYgO bUsHeS wIlL fLoWeR. It Is ToTaLlY a BeAuTiFuL sIgHt To SeE. :o)

Anonymous asked: Gamzee, would you show this anon how to chill with nature?

AlRiGhT mAn HeRe Is YoUr OfFiCiAl TuToRiAl On HoW tO gEt YoUr ChIlL oN wItH nAtUrE. 

StEp OnE. Go ThE mOtHeRfUcK oUtSiDe.

StEp TwO. Go SiT iN sOmE fUcKiN gRaSs, MaN. Oh, AnD dOn’T wEaR sHoEs.

StEp ThReE. FuCkIn bAsK iN hOw BeAuTiFuL eVeRyThInG aRoUnD yOu Is. YoU cOuLd eVeN tAkE a NaP. 

It’S pReTtY iMpOrTaNt NoT tO dIsTuRb NaTuRe WhIlE yOu’Re BaSkInG iN iT tOo, MaN. PuLlInG uP gRaSs IsN’T cOoL, oR sQuIsHiN’ oN bUgS. EvErYtHiNg’S aLiVe MaN, yOu GotTa ReSpEcT iT. 

AlRiIiIiIiIgHt…

So It LoOkS lIkE iMmA bE aNsWeRiN sHiT wItH jUsT mY fInGeRs AnD tHe KeYbOaRd FoR nOw GuYs, ThAnKs FoR gIvIn Up YoUr InPuT. We’Ll Go BaCk To DrAwIn ShIt AfTeR tHe HuMaN hOlIdAyS aRe OvEr. SoRrY iF tHaT’s ToO lOnG tO wAiT, mAn.

BuT ChEcK tHiS oUt… HeHeH…

I fOrGoT tO mEnTiOn ThAt WhEn I hIt 200 FoLlOwErS, i’M gOnNa Do SoMe ReAlLy CoOl ShIt. LiKe, MoRe ThAn OnE tHiNg, EvEn, oH mAaAan. YeAh, So HeAdS uP fOr ThAt… I’m At LiKe, UhHhH… 180-sOmEtHiNg? PrEtTy FuCkIn ClOsE, mAn.

YoU dUdEs StAy CoOl n SaFe :o)

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ShIt MaN, lEt’S bE bRoKe-AsS mOtHeRfuCkErS

WaIt… ThAt’S nOt CoOl… Do:

HeLp Us OuT, dUdEs!

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HeY dUdEs, GoT sOmE kInDa BaD nEwS :o(

So LiKe, AlL tHiS cRaZy HuMaN hOlIdAy StUfF sOuNdS pReTtY fUn! So I’m GoNnA dO sHiT fOr My FrIeNdS aNd ShIt AnD iT’s GoNnA bE aWeSoMe. BuT lIkE, hErE’s ThE tHiNg MaN, i Am OnE bRoKe-AsS mOtHeRfUcKeR :o( wHiCh PrEtTy MuCh MeAnS i GoTtA mAkE sHiT fOr ThEm MySeLf, BuT yOu KnOw I fUcKiN lOvE gEtTiN mY cRaFt On AnD sHiT sO iT’s AlL gOoD.

BaSiCaLlY wHaT i’M tRyIn To SaY tHo Is ThAt I’m NoT gOnNa HaVe TiMe To AnSwEr ShIt AlL fAnCy-LiKe lIkE i’Ve BeEn dOiN. mY aRtIsT dUdE iS aLl JoNeSiN fOr CaSh AnD bUsY wItH sHiT, tOo. 

So FoR nOw ImMa Be ClOsInG tHe AsK bOx. I fEeL rEaLly GuIlTy CoZ tHeRe’S sTiLl A bUnCh Of DuDeS lEfT aLl NeEdIn’ ThEiR qUeStIoNs AnSwErEd AnD sHiT,

So HeRe’S tHe DeAl: WhAt If I jUsT aNsWeReD sHiT wItH jUsT tExT fOr NoW,

AnD lIkE, lAtEr On WhEn ShIt Is AlL lEsS bUsY, wE cAn Go BaCk AnD IlLuStRaTe ThE aNsWeRs.

I’Ll OnLy Do ThIs If EnOuGh PeOpLe SaY yEs ThO, lIkE mAyBe 10 Or 15 DuDes, So LiKe, LeT mE kNoW wHaT yOu gUyS tHiNk I sHoUlD dO, cOoL?

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AwWwW mAaAaN, mY bEsT fRiEnD eVeR iS tAv. I fUcKiN lOvE hIm, MaN, pReTtY mUcH. ThErE’s NoBoDy ElSe OuT tHeRe ThAt GoEs On ThE sAmE wAvElEnGtH aS mE. OuR sOuLs ArE aLl ReSoNaTiNg AnD sHiT.

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